Guess Who’s Swinging Your Wallet Into Oblivion 🤔

Oh, look—our government is at it again 🤦‍♂️ quietly siphoning our money to pay for programs we’d never vote for. Not red, not blue—just “let’s bankrupt the piggy bank because we can” programs.

COVID relief? Sure, the pandemic’s over, but why stop printing money for it now? Their excuse: “We need to protect people from ongoing health risks.” Yeah, because nothing says danger like… leftover stimulus checks.

And in case you forgot the real reasons behind a shutdown:

Free cash for immigrants and border programs.

Social programs for folks who could work but don’t—hey, why should they lift a finger?

Outdated COVID spending still quietly draining billions.

So there it is. The real plot: keep spending, keep control, and if you don’t like it… enjoy the shutdown chaos we’re holding over your head.

Quick poll: who here still believes they actually care about us 🤷‍♂️