Dark Clown Chronicles (@melrod97)

Dark Clown Chronicles

United States

This page breaks down today’s headlines, politics, and community chaos with dark humor, sarcasm, and a little too much honesty. If you came for sugarcoating, you’re in the wrong place.

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about 9 hours ago

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Have we noticed the pattern yet 🤔 No matter what Donald Trump does, Liberals and Democrats oppose it automatically. It doesn’t matter if he’s targeting actual monsters. He could go after people like: Ted…

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about 20 hours ago

someeofficial

Tutorial Mode vs Speedrun Putin’s been grinding the same level for years. Same map. Same explosions. Same mistake on repeat. Trump shows up late, controller barely warm, loads in wi

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1 day ago

someeofficial

They Blocked Everything Now They’re Shocked 🤦‍♂️ So NOW Democrats are furious Trump didn’t ask Congress for permission before touching Venezuela. That’s precious. These are the same people who spent years blocking, delaying…

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2 days ago

someeofficial

The Reckless Success They Warned You About In under a year, Donald Trump apparently speed ran geopolitics on Expert Mode Precision so sharp it should come with a warning label: 💀 Panama Canal checke

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2 days ago

someeofficial

Story Time World Tour 😅 Maduro on US soil mic in hand how long till the autobiography turns into maps routes and guest appearances 🤔 Who you think gets a feature next 🤔

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3 days ago

someeofficial

The Only People Mad Were Never There 🤷‍♂️ The people who actually suffered under Maduro are celebrating in the streets. No debates. No panels. No footnotes. Just relief. Meanwhile, comfortable offic

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3 days ago

someeofficial

Same Phone Call Very Different Results I’ll leave this right here. You can take it from there.

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5 days ago

someeofficial

If this were a business, it would’ve been shut down years ago After years of nonstop corruption and fraud, it’s clear the government has mastered only one skill: taking your money and mismanaging it. At this point, bel

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6 days ago

someeofficial

🥂 Happy New Year 2026 🎉🎊🥳 May your prayers be answered, your hearts stay full, and blessings follow you wherever you go. Wishing you health, happiness, and a year filled with reasons

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7 days ago

someeofficial

When Rappers & YouTubers Become the Only Journalists Left When are we going to stop listening to the media and politicians 🤡📺 Seriously At what point do we unplug 🔌 or at least ask why they keep lying with a strai

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