🏆 Winner of “World’s Luckiest and Unluckiest Man

Meet George Zinn, 71 — apparently the Where’s Waldo of disasters.

Charlie Kirk gets shot? Allegedly, he’s right there screaming “I did it, shoot me!” (spoiler: cops say he didn’t).
Police check his phone — and apparently, they find a stash of child porn, because why not add that to the résumé of “innocent bystander”?
Look back at 2013? It appears he thought emailing “wanna help plant bombs at the marathon finish line?” was comedy gold right after Boston.
Some even claim his name pops up around other tragedies (9/11 gets floated in rumors) — but hey, you’ll have to research that one yourself.

Now let’s talk odds:
If this guy bought lottery tickets with the same streak he allegedly has for showing up at tragedies, Powerball would’ve been shut down for fraud years ago. Forget Guinness World Records — they’d apparently rename the whole book after him.

But instead of yachts and mansions, his “jackpot” seems to be felony charges, mugshots, and the title of the world’s most suspicious “innocent bystander.”

So — is he just cursed with impossible bad luck, or the luckiest unlucky man alive? You decide.