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Dallas ICE facility shooting: one dead, two barely hanging on. But relax — not a scratch on the ICE agents. The shooter? Yeah, he fast-tracked himself out with a self-inflicted goodbye.

Now let’s rewind to September 20, 2025. Gavin Newscum dripping with that trademark smugness lectures ICE agents: “Unmask! What are you so afraid of? Show your ID, tell us who you are!”

Fast-forward four days. Boom. What they were “afraid of”? Shows up like, “Hey bro, you rang?”

And here’s the comedy gold: Gavin wants ICE officers flashing IDs like they’re at a nightclub bouncer’s line… but when it comes to voting? Oh no, IDs suddenly become evil, racist, oppressive tools of doom. Translation: ICE needs papers, but voters? Just roll on in “trust me, bro.”



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