Welcome to America’s Criminal Sanctuary Program

Remember when politicians used to brag about being “tough on crime”? Cute times. Fast-forward to today, and criminals are treated like they’re an endangered species on the verge of extinction. Forget saving the whales—we’re saving the drug dealers.

Look at the genius policies coming out of New York, California, and Chicago:

Cashless bail — because nothing says “justice” like catching a repeat offender at 9 a.m. and seeing him back on the streets by lunchtime.

Revolving-door prisons — why waste taxpayer dollars on long sentences when you can run crime like a timeshare?

Redefining crimes — shoplifting and assault aren’t crimes anymore, they’re “alternative shopping” and “aggressive hugs.”

It’s almost like politicians are running a wildlife sanctuary—except the animals they’re protecting are robbing your store, stealing your car, and terrorizing your neighborhood.

So here’s the punchline: Are we really okay with turning America into a third-world knockoff, where criminals don’t just rule the streets but make the government, the police, and even the military flinch?

Law and order used to be the rules of the land. Now it looks like the new law is simple: break it, and we’ll protect you.