Weed Went From “Federal Crime” to “Hold My Beer” in 24 Hours

So apparently this is how laws work now: Trump signs a bill.

Weed goes from “Schedule 1: You’re basically Pablo Escobar” to “Schedule 3: Calm down, Susan.”
Literally overnight. And Florida?

Florida kicks the door open like it heard a cash register:

“Supreme Court… we need you to look at something real quick.” BOOM 💥
Recreational marijuana amendment submitted. Judges scheduled. Feb 5.
Same plant. New vibes.

Now we’ve got:
Feds saying “yeah okay it has medical value” Florida saying “let the people vote” Lawyers arguing about commas
Politicians pretending they didn’t smoke in college And voters just asking:

“So am I going to jail or not?” 🤷‍♂️

Ching. Ching. Chong. 💸
The money’s lining up.
The paperwork’s fighting.
And the plant is just sitting there like:

“Y’all done yet?”
Same state.
Same confusion.

One less reason to clutch pearls. 🌴🔥

So what do you think is this finally progress… or just another Florida head fake?