Trump Plays Battleship with Maduro’s Narcos 😅

U.S. military just hosted another seafood barbecue, this time featuring freshly grilled narco-terrorists off the Venezuelan coast. 🍤💥

Reports say six “misunderstood angels” were on board probably just six innocent sailors on a humanitarian mission to deliver fentanyl care packages to America’s youth. 🕊️❤️

Trump said the vessel was “affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization.”
But don’t worry, Twitter’s emotional support squad will be here any minute to tell us these guys were just misunderstood musicians trying to start a floating mariachi band. 🎺

And right on cue the tears start flowing. 💧
“Why can’t we just talk to the drug traffickers?” they say.

Yeah, maybe over a nice cup of fentanyl-laced coffee while they explain how their “business model” accidentally kills 200 Americans a day. ☕💀

Because apparently, even in the middle of the ocean with radar, intel, satellites, and common sense we still have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that a boat full of narcos wasn’t delivering school supplies.

Meanwhile, Americans are dropping like flies but sure, let’s light a candle for the “misunderstood angels” who didn’t make it to their next drug run. 🕯️

Remember when Joe Biden said during the 2020 debate,

“Are we not going to believe the 51 intelligence officials?”

Yeah, Joe — tell your radical left buddies to keep that same energy now. 👀

When your intel says it’s real, everyone’s supposed to nod along. But when Trump’s intel turns narco-terrorists into fish food, suddenly the whole crowd’s acting like defense attorneys for the cartel.

Our intelligence community confirmed the obvious:

“The vessel was trafficking narcotics, tied to narco-terrorist networks, and traveling along a known drug route. Six male narcoterrorists were killed. No U.S. forces were harmed.”

Translation: We turned a floating drug lab into a coral reef. 🌊

Now, let’s sprinkle in some inconvenient math:

🇺🇸 77,600 overdose deaths in a single year about 213 Americans every day.

That’s one commercial plane crashing every single day… but no one seems to care unless the passengers were drug dealers with good PR.

So remind me again…

Are we mourning criminals or celebrating justice?
Because from where I’m sitting, it looks like six less poison vendors on the market and the fish are safer too. 🐟

But hey, maybe I’m wrong.
Maybe these “misunderstood angels” had every right to traffic death into our cities.

Maybe next time we should just give them a participation trophy and a seat at the UN. 🏆🌍