🎬 Top Gun: Maduro Edition 🎬

So, the U.S. just dropped 10 F-35 stealth jets into Puerto Rico. Because when America gets tired of playing nice and finally takes the gloves off, even fishing boats (drug boat) get turned into confetti.

Venezuela tried to play Top Gun yesterday—sent two dusty old F-16s to buzz a U.S. destroyer. Cute. Like watching Maverick’s grandpa do barrel rolls in a museum piece. Pentagon called it “provocative.” Translation: do it again, and we’ll write you out of the sequel.

Let’s run the highlight reel:
✈️ F-35s = the jets Tom Cruise wished he was flying.
🚢 7 warships + a submarine + 4,500 Marines = basically a floating “don’t test me” sign.

💥 Last week, a Venezuelan cartel boat? Boom. Turned into fireworks on the Caribbean. Eleven less problems in one night.

The official story: “fighting drug cartels.”

The unofficial story: America got sick of the nonsense.

So now we’ve got stealth fighters patrolling the Caribbean skies while Maduro struts around like he’s Goose, when in reality he’s one bad decision away from being a deleted scene.