This raccoon just gave a whole new meaning to “Party Like a Rockstar.” 🤣

Forget guitars and backstage passes this little fur-covered menace went on a legendary bender inside a Virginia liquor store. He didn’t just “get into the booze”…

He WENT TO WAR WITH IT. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Witnesses say the masked troublemaker tore through the place like he had a personal vendetta against every bottle on the shelf. Glass everywhere. Boxes flipped. Shelves clinging to life. Pure chaos.

And where did the night end?
Exactly where every truly great disaster ends:

Face-down on the bathroom floor 😂🤣
Out cold. No regrets. No explanations.

Officials found him the next morning, snoring next to the toilet like a furry rockstar who missed his own encore surrounded by the wreckage of his blackout tour.

Hanover County Animal Protection summed it up best:

The raccoon wasn’t “intoxicated.”
He was legendary.

Someone come get your emotional support disaster 😂🤣