🎬 “The Sopranos: Trump Family Business” 🎬

Fuhgeddaboudit 🤌🤣 Big Tech and the media thought they were gonna whack Trump by banning him after Jan. 6… instead, they been paying him like they owe him protection money in Jersey.

Picture Trump sittin’ at the Bing, cigars lit, lawyers in track suits, telling the Big Tech guys:
“Nice platform ya got there… be a shame if somethin’ happened to it.” 💼💸

And what happens? One by one, they show up with envelopes:

YouTube (Alphabet) – Sept. 29, 2025: Drops off $24.5 million like they just lost at Trump’s casino. $22M goes to the Trust for the National Mall (building a White House State Ballroom — yeah, you heard me, a State Ballroom). The other $2.5M spread around to co-plaintiffs like hush money.

Meta (Facebook/Instagram) – Jan. 2025: Zuckerberg coughs up $25 million. About $22M goes toward Trump’s presidential library — the rest for “legal fees” (aka the lawyer’s new boat).

X (Twitter) – Feb. 2025: Elon pulls out the checkbook for about $10 million. Don’t worry Elon, you can pay in Dogecoin next time. 🐕💰

ABC News (Disney / Stephanopoulos) – Dec. 2024: Tony Trump don’t like lies. Georgie boy says the wrong thing about E. Jean Carroll? Boom. $15M to the library, $1M for the lawyers, plus an “editor’s note” that’s basically a public apology taped to the bar bathroom mirror.

Paramount / CBS (“60 Minutes”) – July 2025: They thought they were slick editing Kamala’s interview… now they’re out $16M and forced to release full transcripts of future interviews. Forget editing — now they gotta do “no-cut specials” like it’s a mob wiretap. 📞👀

All told: $90 million in “settlements.” Or as Tony would call it: tribute. 💵👑

So while the media cries on TV, Trump’s over here making his presidential library look like Caesar’s Palace. 🍸🎲

Moral of the story: you mess with the Don, you pay the Don. End of story. 🥂

Is this Trump shaking down the media Sopranos-style, or is it justice finally catching up to Big Tech and the news outlets? Drop your thoughts 👇