The Reckless Success They Warned You About

In under a year, Donald Trump apparently speed ran geopolitics on Expert Mode

Precision so sharp it should come with a warning label:

💀 Panama Canal checked, serviced, and returned before the coffee got cold ☕

💀 Military ranks boosted like it was a referral bonus program 🎖️

💀 Iran’s nuclear ambitions canceled like a forgotten subscription.

💀 Nigerian extremists slapped so hard they suddenly remembered where the hostages were… and that consequences exist.

💀 Venezuelan bases neutralized, leader captured alive (because killing him would’ve been too easy)

💀 Casualties: zero. Nada. Zilch. Not even a stubbed toe But yeah… totally reckless. Absolute chaos.

Don’t worry though experts assure us this was ‘dangerous,’ ‘irresponsible,’ and ‘basically the end of democracy