Step Right Up! 🎪 Watch Nations Go Down… Nothing to See Here, Just a National Flush 🚽💀

No need to panic — it’s not failure, it’s ‘progress.’ Just a little national toilet flush and we’re good! 🚽💀 Funny how socialism sounds amazing… until you realize none of the cheerleaders are actually packing their bags for Cuba, Venezuela, or the old Soviet Union. ✈️💀