State Sanctioned Sparkle Bath 🤷‍♂️ 😅

Here’s a truly radical hot take maybe we copy 🇩🇪 Germany and just start rolling out water cannons whenever a crowd gets too comfortable blocking the road. And of course, we’ll dye the water in pretty pastel rainbows so the drenching is fully ‘inclusive,’ emotionally safe, and properly non binary approved. 🤣🤣