No Excuses: The Bar Doesn’t Lower for Politics, and Criminals Don’t Pause for Feelings.”

Round 1: Senator Mazie Hirono steps into the ring with the question of the year:

"Director Patel, are you seriously making applicants do pull-ups? Because, uh, women can’t really do those…"

⏸️ Timeout. Did she just throw in the towel for half the population? These are the same folks screaming “Anything men can do, women can do better!”… until it involves a chin-up bar. Suddenly biology matters.

Patel, unfazed, counters with a clean right hook:
"We’re requiring everybody to pass the 1811 standards at BFTC. If you want to chase a bad guy and slap cuffs on him, you’d better be able to do a pull-up."

💥 Boom. KO. That’s not sexism, that’s called reality.

Meanwhile, let’s be honest — how many “public servants” rocking the badge are one powdered donut or caramel latte away from meeting Jesus? But hey, let’s whine about the dangers of exercise instead.

Patel keeps swinging:
"We’re rebuilding the Bureau with more trained agents, more boots on the ground, and people physically ready to do the job."

Translation: less desk potatoes, more field operators.

So here’s the question: do you want an FBI agent who can sprint, climb, and body slam a suspect into cuffs… or one who pulls a hamstring jogging up the courthouse stairs?

🎯 Bottom line: If you can’t do one pull-up, maybe crime-fighting isn’t your calling. And if that sounds “discriminatory,” maybe the problem isn’t the standard maybe it’s your gym membership.