New World Fireworks Show

Well… here we go again. 🤷‍♂️

Apparently, peace and quiet were getting too boring, so we’re spicing things up with a little nuclear fireworks show — because what could possibly go wrong, right?

President Donald Trump just announced that he’s told the Department of War (yep, we’re calling it that again) to “immediately” start testing nuclear weapons “on an equal basis” with other nations.

Translation: “If they’re blowing stuff up, we’re blowing stuff up too!”

I swear, humanity’s motto at this point might as well be:

“If it moves, test a nuke on it.”

Sad part? We just keep inventing new ways to destroy the planet — because apparently self-destruction is the only global competition we’re all winning at.