🕵️‍♂️ Epstein Files: The Never-Ending Soap Opera

Ah yes… remember when Dan Bongino, Pam Bondi, and Kash Patel told us there’s nothing left to release on Jeffrey Epstein? The files were all out, the client list didn’t exist, and we were supposed to nod, smile, and move on. How unusual. Let’s not forget—this was a campaign promise to release the Epstein files.

Fast forward to Sept 2–3, 2025: the House Oversight Committee casually drops 33,295 pages of documents nobody knew existed — flight logs, interviews, search footage, and even videos from Epstein’s prison cell.

Oh, and that “missing minute” from the night of his death? Turns out it wasn’t missing — it just didn’t fit the narrative they were selling. Classic.

And the infamous “client list”? Still officially nonexistent, according to DOJ/FBI reports from July 2025. But survivors? Yeah, they’re tired of waiting. They’re making their own list.

So what do we have? Endless documents. Footage gaps. Redactions. Contradictions. And the same people telling us: “trust us, it’s all out there.” Hilarious.

Questions for you:

How many of you feel personally betrayed by this circus?

How many of you still trust these people after being fed lies in plain sight?

And honestly… do you even believe there’s an end to this story, or are we stuck in the never-ending Epstein rerun?

Every “we’re done” statement just boomerangs back, smacking all of us with the ugly truth: transparency is optional, and irony is mandatory.