Asylum Airlines: Now Boarding Round Trips Back Home ✈️😂

So asylum means you’re terrified for your life, right? Too scared to even breathe in your own country? That’s why you had to come all the way to America, skipping past a dozen other countries on the way.

But then — plot twist — as soon as you get papers here, suddenly it’s vacation time back home in the same country you swore you couldn’t survive in. ✈️🏝️

Wow… fear must really have flexible hours these days.

Look, I get it — not everyone is lying. But let’s be honest, in our communities we all hear about this happening. The media just pretends it doesn’t because it’s not “politically correct” to say out loud.

So here’s the question: if you can go back so easily, were you really that afraid to begin with? Or is asylum just another travel rewards program now?