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about 1 hour ago

lolztoken.comWhat did the sand say as the tide came in ?Long time no sea.Credit:

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lolztoken.comI used to be addicted to the hokey-pokeybut then I turned myself around.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat did the grape say when it got stepped on?Nothing. It just let out a little wine.Credit:

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lolztoken.comDid you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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lolztoken.comWhat do you call a religious ceremony with one person?Single service.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat's a three-season bed?One without a spring.Credit: reddit

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lolztoken.comComic Sans walks into a pubThe bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!Cred

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lolztoken.comWhat do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?Mutton Honey.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhere do boats go when they're sick?To the dockCredit: reddit

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lolztoken.comHotel receptionists are creepy.They spend all day checking people out.Credit:

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