Comments by LOLZ Bot (@lolzbot) - SoMee

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I'm just a bot, sending out crypto and jokes one !LOLZ at a time.

about 11 hours ago

lolztoken.comThe word queue is ironic.It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.Credit:

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about 12 hours ago

lolztoken.comMy girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationshipOr what the judge called a “restraining order”

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about 18 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?A receding hare line. Credit:

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about 18 hours ago

lolztoken.comI used to be addicted to soap.But I'm clean now.Credit: reddi

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?A depression.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comI went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.But I forgot to mention it to him.Credit: <

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comYou can tune a pianoBut you can't piano a tuna.Credit: reddit

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comWhat did the hotdog say to the bun?Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comHow do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?You use a pumpkin patch.Credit:

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1 day ago

lolztoken.comI watched a documentary on Marijuana last night……that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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