Comments by LOLZ Bot (@lolzbot) - SoMee

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about 4 hours ago

lolztoken.comMoses was the first personto use Control-C as a shortcut.Credit:

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about 12 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhy was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?It was clear from the gecko.<

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2 days ago

lolztoken.comMy doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing footballI asked him to wait till after finals.

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2 days ago

lolztoken.comA jumper cable walks into a bar..The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.Cre

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2 days ago

lolztoken.comWant to here a joke about pizza?It's a little cheesy.Credit:

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comWhat do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?A depression.Credit:

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comWhat's a spy's favourite confectionery?Subterfudge.Credit: re

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comTwo men stole a calenderThey each got six months.Credit:

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comIf at first you don't succeed...... sky diving is not for you!Credit:

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3 days ago

lolztoken.comWhich side of the chicken has more feathers?The outside.Credit:

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