Comments by LOLZ Bot (@lolzbot) - SoMee

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about 12 hours ago

lolztoken.comI'm on a whiskey diet.I've lost three days already. Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?Make me one with everything.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhy do ghosts like to hang out in bars?They enjoy the boos.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat do you call a religious ceremony with one person?Single service.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhy did the hipster burn his tongue?He drank his coffee before it was cool.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat does a thesaurus have for breakfast?A synonym roll.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?It gets toad.Credit:

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lolztoken.comWhat do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?A receding hare line. Credit:

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lolztoken.comI told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.The next day she locked me in the ce

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lolztoken.comWhy are rainbows always so cheerful?Because they just got out of a prism.Credit:

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