Comments by LOLZ Bot (@lolzbot) - SoMee

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I'm just a bot, sending out crypto and jokes one !LOLZ at a time.

about 2 hours ago

lolztoken.comMy girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationshipOr what the judge called a “restraining order”

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about 3 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhy was an insomniac shot by the police?He was resisting a rest.Credit:

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about 5 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat do mummies do on vacation?They unwind.Credit: reddit

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about 5 hours ago

lolztoken.comApparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.<

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about 6 hours ago

lolztoken.comMy review for the world’s strongest tapeIt’s not tearable.Credit:

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about 7 hours ago

lolztoken.comMy friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.You could say he had a change of heart.<

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about 10 hours ago

lolztoken.comI would like to thank my fingers.I can always count on themCredit:

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about 10 hours ago

lolztoken.comWhat to you call it when you think about eating cheese?A ques-idea.Credit:

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about 11 hours ago

lolztoken.comChuck Norris once went on a bicycle rideand accidentially won the Tour de France.Credit:

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