Death and Taxes: The Only Guarantees in Life (And Why One Sucks Slightly Less)

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The world was we know it's is changing rapid with the cost of living going through the roof because of government policies and uncertainty which make life it's to be something everyone who has it would want to treasure it but Let’s talk about life’s two big Certainties death and taxes. One is an inevitable soul-crushing reality that haunts us all everyday as almost no wan knows when it's comes knocking on our door which isdeath. in as much as we all love life the 7th characteristics of every living thing is death as all living must and there is no escape from that even though onll a daily bases we are scared of it and anxious waiting for it, it's no reason for us to stop living and chase our dream for they say a man without a dream is not a living man.

Death the ultimate party pooper that still remains a mistry to everyone No matter how much you think about it or fight it, it has a way of finding us, how many times you avoid stepping on sidewalk cracks, traveling in slow speed or areas with on going wars yet death’s still got your number when it's your time. The upside At least you don’t have to file paperwork for it unless your are convicted, Though, knowing bureaucracy, there’s probably a form waiting for us in the afterlife Circle one: Heaven to actually fill in the blank spaces we all have it our heart. But sadly even dieing now have a price in tax in some part of the world as the family of the decit get to pay a tax to the government if they with to bury thief corps which they label as death tax, rediculous right taxing a dead man but there is no length the government won't go just to make money but another story for another day is they are also the one who created this money.

For the aspect of Taxes (Yes, I pluralized it for dramatic effect) Every year like clockwork the government gently slides into your DMs like, Hey remember all that money u spent your time on saving and worked for? Yeah… we’re gonna need about 30% of that.m to enable us provide your with service you have been providing for your self and will still continue to do in the coming year at a more expensive cost. And the worst part is You can’t even ghost them or exclude them because they have already fix in mechanism on how to collect thier taxes from you even when you chose to avoid or ignore it. Try ignoring the Tax from the government especially when you have a big business , and suddenly you’re the star of a very boring crime drama.

But there is another weird thing, though taxes are technically optional if you’re cool with prison paying indirectly , but death? Nah. Death’s got a 100% success rate as even the most elite and protected tends to obey it's call when it rings one phone. Even the vampires and Keith Richard's we have read on various books of knowledge are just playing an extended game of hide and seek with the reaper as it tends to come for everything that has life in due time. The government however are the once destroying the economy with inflation printing more money and taxing the same printed money at the same time to reduce its circulation, taxation is like a burn mechanism for the government to reduce the quality of trash bills they have made available to the public there by when the increase the net of taxing the are invariably increasing the quanty of the printed funds they have created they actually don't need your money to running a new project they only need to reduce yiu money so u can run back to them for more.

So the takeaway is Enjoy today Spend your money things you crave for, Eat the cake. Pet the dog buy that house or car, travel the world and maybe, just maybe, hire a good accountant. Because if you’re gonna be stuck with these two inevitabilities, you might as well minimize the paperwork because there is no hiding place for them.