One day, a private in the Army was heading home on leave. He hopped on a train and was enj

One day, a private in the Army was heading home on leave. He hopped on a train and was enjoying the scenery passing by. Suddenly, he heard a loud voice shout, "TEN HUT!" Startled, he jumped up and stood at attention. The voice continued, "AT EASE! Now take a load off, son."



The private relaxed a bit and looked around, but saw no one who might be giving these commands. He shrugged it off and went back to his book. A little while later, the voice returned, this time booming out, "SQUAD, FALL IN!"



The private sprang up again and looked around, but still saw no one. After a moment, the voice said, "AS YOU WERE!"



Feeling a bit confused, the private settled back into his seat. This pattern continued for some time - the voice shouting out military commands and the private constantly being jolted out of his seat. Finally, the private couldn't take it anymore. He stood up and shouted, "WHO ARE YOU?"



The voice replied, "I'm sorry, son. I'm the train conductor, and I used to be a drill sergeant. I just can't resist an opportunity to mess with a private."
One day, a private in the Army was heading home on leave. He hopped on a train and was enj