MY UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION

Can I say this is funny, but read through maybe or maybe not

It was during my university days, we were supposed to have a lecture and everyone was set in class for the lecture, it was some minutes past the actual time for the lecturer to be in class, so we waited for some minutes and later the man showed up.

This lecturer is someone who gives like twenty minutes before he starts a lecture, that twenty minutes is always for attendance and for other people to join, after that twenty minutes he will lock the door and no one born of a woman can enter that class anymore, even the vice chancellor can never enter the class until he is done with his class.

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On this fateful day, when I was about to leave for class, I warmed the porridge beans I cooked last night before and had it for breakfast with a cup of Five Alive juice, I left for class and I was gisting with my friends before the lecturer came into the class.

Some minutes later I started to feel uncomfortable, my tummy was speaking another language, I was enduring all this and still following the lecture, later on I discovered that I was not okay anymore and this lecturer would never permit me to leave the class for any reason, the next thing I was sweating profusely, I believe you can understand what is happening at this junction.

I was standing and sitting at the same time, I can not fart because I don't know what might come out of it, I feel like visiting the toilet right away but no chance, at this moment I begin to feel pain in my lower abdomen, I said to myself this shit will not disgrace me, my friends looked at me and said what was the problem, I told them I want to defecate and they burst into laughter which makes the lecturer spotted us and ask why they were laughing but think of it, this wasn't funny because I was going through a lot with my body system.

The lecturer asked what was the matter, I stood up to ask for his permission and explained how I was feeling, and immediately the man said I could go because he felt my pain and he had found himself in a similar situation before and he could feel my pain, I rushed out of the class without taking my bag, run to the toilet but unfortunately, the toilet was locked, I couldn't breathe like I should again.

I ran like someone who was pursuing something, I was supposed to trek to my apartment but I used a bike, and everyone in my street noticed that I was not myself, I got home before I realized that I had left my keys inside my bag, what will I do?

My lodge mates were not in the lodge because it is a student villa, so everyone staying in my compound was student at that time, since no room to enter, I decided to use a waterproof at the back of our fence and package it, yes I did it to be relieved from my uncomfortable situation, I finished everything and my life was like a newborn baby, so comfortable and easy, that was when I can hear what people were saying, even people greeting me when I was coming to the street.

I found it so funny after I was relieved because I was making jest of myself and started to laugh.

This is my response to this episode of the Hivelearners community of #hl-w80e3. Which is tagged "A FUNNY STORY"